"I called a prostitute, but she refused to be on top": Twitter users share stories about the most nightmarish service

Twitter launched a new flash mob - now users tell stories about the most terrible service in their lives. Someone was not lucky with the waitress, someone ran into a taxi driver, a drug addict, and someone got a psychological trauma at all when she met Madame of easy virtue.

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Flashmob was launched by Twitter user under the name Mitya Dostoevsky, he asked his subscribers to tell the most trashy stories about the most nightmarish service.

and share the most trashy stories about the most terrible service in your life, like a waiter who blew your nose into a salad or maybe a taxi driver asked you to keep your whole hand in front of him so that he would brush cigarette ashes into it.

- Mitya Dostoevsky (@ D0CT0EBCKNN) July 10, 2018

For a couple of hours, the entry scored more than fifty comments. As it turned out, we live in a very harsh time. It all started with catering.

In Alushta, a fashionable small restaurant brought a cocktail with a piece of plastic in a glass. The question “what is it?” Answered: “We all watched these films, where people want to dine for free. You yourself planted. Now we will call security, you will be taken out. ”

- some text (@Deewevi) July 10, 2018

Once I ordered a burger at some kids cafe, the order wasn’t carried for about 30 minutes, and when I went to investigate, they said “you already ate everything” and started to shame me for my audacity

- Lana (@TolstayaLyashka) July 10, 2018

When I worked in a poppy, one dude forgot a burger. So my colleague did not hesitate and threw him into his trail.

- Modrovláska (@shurochka_makar) July 10, 2018

in Chayhona on the southern waiter took an order on the courts. I ordered a grapefruit cocktail, and he stubbornly shooed sho there are a bunch of other cocktails, for women, more sweet. after that they brought me a salad with a hair, it was good to not pay for it

- Onomatopoeia (@le_ecchymose) July 10, 2018

About 7-8 years ago I was in the okhuliganz (St. Petersburg), after the day of the bartender. The whole shift from a terrible hangover, which is visible on the faces and empty stare.We drank a couple of beers, catch a waiter, ask for a couple of dark stout. "There is no dark stout," showing the menu. "Fuck you in the ass! Now I will bring"

- RastoLife (@rastolife) July 10, 2018

Everything is clear with cafes and restaurants, but one of Twitter users obviously did not expect a dirty trick from the sphere of escort services.

I called a prostitute, she arrived only two hours later, she was worse than describing herself, took the bottle of my low alcohol, told about her son, refused to do blowjob without a condom, did not want to be on top, did not like this position, and then did not find surrender
2/10

- Baki Hubert (@buckey_huberth) July 10, 2018

In the comments, of course, there were people who defended a prostitute. Like, why she should not use contraception? But the answer was found on this.

when I go to the doctor, I do not expect a blowjob. when I call a prostitute, I don't want to hear about the disease
(it's a joke, she did everything right. except that she became a prostitute)

- Baki Hubert (@buckey_huberth) July 10, 2018

And Twitter users admitted that they often run up against taxi drivers, drug addicts, or even drug barons.

I ordered a taxi somehow, the taxi driver warned me that I needed to take some little things.I sit in the backseat, there is a black bag, and the unreal stinks of grass. The driver apologized, put the bag in the front seat and went to give))

- Little Lan (@mushrooms_hater) July 10, 2018

the taxi driver did not have to hold the palm of the hand, but the steering wheel, since He stuck under the grip on speed at night. Taxi Maxim Tula. class thanks that I am alive myself I think now to go to the gym so it’s so fun super cool and at work you can uproot obviously.

- nebutorny boy (@eyerror) July 10, 2018

The taxi driver began to shove a triple card at the airport at the airport, and at the same time his trip began. I just had to somehow tell him where to steer, just to get there quickly

- lss knowledge (@bedyuhol) July 10, 2018

I ordered a taxi, a chunk came (I don't remember his name). I got into the car and saw that he was splashing on the glass, a glass cleaner and playing with his cloth, at first I didn’t suspect anything, but then all the way (20 minutes) he was in a closed car

- Zhenya Volodko (@JenechkaVolodko) July 10, 2018

continued to splash and wipe like a maniac.
Almost at the end of the trip, the traffic cops stopped us, so he threw his phone at me with the words "if I am not a taxi driver" and got out of the car.

- Zhenya Volodko (@JenechkaVolodko) July 10, 2018

Well, those addicts at least were right. It could be worse.

A young taxi driver all the way told first about the violent teenager held in the children's room of the police, then about the number of accidents he had been in (spoiler: many). There is ice on the road, and he describes how he broke another car! Nearly turned gray while driving.

- Lady_Bomge (@silly_jullie) July 10, 2018

And one more case of slop service. True, this time the author has lost not so much.

We went to the cinema to “Batman vs. Superman”, in the middle of the movie the screen went out and only the sound remained. in seven minutes they turned on not at the moment at which the picture disappeared, but simply continued.

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