Shave or not shave?

2-06-2017, 09:56
She worked as a nurse. I entered the medical school at the age of 16, graduated at 19. She looked younger than her years. Undoubtedly say so looked like. She worked in surgery, and due to lack of experience, I was first asked to shave patients before operations.
Shave or not shave?
Day after day, men and women.
And you see, every man is shy, refuses that he himself can. And we had a strict surgeon. For badly shaved crotch could and deprive the prize.
So here.
Imagine.
After the daily duty I am tired like a dog. Bring, bring, shave, dressings, dressings. And already before leaving: shave! There's an emergency in the hallway!
Weave.
Sits a young guy.
I say:
- Let's go shave, young man!
And he answers:
- Yes, I do not need!
“Do you need an operation?”
- Yes.
- Before the operation, everyone needs. I am very tired to persuade you. Come, please. You have nothing new for me there.
- OK.
Well shaved him. I go out, and in the corridor another uncle is sitting.
- I'm waiting for a shave!
OK. Shaved and this.
I go to the locker room.
Meet me one of the surgeons:
- You did not see where my patient with panaritium went?
- No, and what?
And then this young guy comes up and says:
- I'm with felon (felar if you do not know, purulent inflammation under the nail)
- So you did not say that you have felon? - I resent. - Why do you need to shave?
- Well, you yourself said that everyone needs it!
The surgeon neighing like mad.
Shave or not shave?
Well, to the heap. About seven years later.
Patients were already allowed to shave themselves, only warned to be thorough.
An old aksakal came to us.
Good such, obedient grandfather with a hernia. Recommendations performed, not capricious, carefully went to the procedure. Before the operation, I asked him if he could shave himself well and thoroughly.
He was slightly offended and replied that he was not yet in insanity.
Well, okay.
Bring a grandfather in the operating room. And it turns out that he really very well and carefully shaved PERSON.

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